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Actual funny jokes5/26/2023 ![]() An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. I’m getting my nails clipped.” What’s the matter with you?Ī woman went to her doctor’s office. “So you’re getting put to sleep too?” asked the other dogs. The first dog said, “I know how you feel - I’m getting put to sleep because I peed in my owner’s new car.” They both looked at the third dog and said, “Why are you here?” The dog sighed and said, “Well my owner likes to clean in the nude and one day she bent over and I gave her the ride of her life.” The first one asked the second, “Why are you here?” The dog replied, “I’m getting put to sleep because I kept peeing on my owners’ new rug.” There were three dogs at a veternarian’s office, all of them looked sad. He said, “Hell, I can’t get into your panties!” She said, “That’s right, and that’s the way it’s going to be until you change your attitude.” Doggy Style I’m the man who wears the pants in this family!” With that she flipped him her panties and said, “Try these on.” He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. ![]() ![]() ![]() As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, “here put these on.” She said “I can’t wear your pants.” “That’s right!!” said the husband, “and don’t you forget it. A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. ![]()
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